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Kit Demotivational Poster

GO ON WITHOUT ME - But leave...(cough)...the cookies...

TAGS: kitten humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 3, 2012, 11:19 pm

caveman - March 3, 2012, 8:31 pm
over 600 now
lgvernon - February 22, 2012, 10:49 am

You may kiss my ring... Thanks for letting me know!~
motinet - February 22, 2012, 10:13 am

Blew through 400, now 500+ dang!
lgvernon - February 12, 2012, 6:38 pm

Thanks for letting me know. I had no idea. Thanks for all your hard work!~
motinet - February 12, 2012, 6:31 pm

Ummm looks like you will crack 400!
lgvernon - January 10, 2012, 10:52 pm

Thank you so much for letting me know, motinet! This is very fun! (BTW, I r a SHE)
motinet - January 10, 2012, 9:46 pm

wow, only his 19th motifake and he broke 100+ shares. Impressive.
lgvernon - December 31, 2011, 8:33 pm

maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 8:05 pm
Don't Ask For Whom The Bell Tolls,It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:43 pm
Don't Ash For Whom The Bell Tolls It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway
Verdeckt - December 31, 2011, 10:29 am
Submit to Dig My Dog site

HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet

JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!

TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am
We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm
This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm
At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm
And drug addict.

WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.

TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Nate

TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:29 am
Am I going to hell for giving this 5L?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm
That river runneth over...


TAGS: napalm morbid kitd
Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:14 pm
Kids got all these crazy ideas on how to make it, and suffice to say.... it doesn't work. something tells me these whipper snappers are using something other than what they're saying :-/
M0rd3kaI - March 22, 2012, 6:33 am
I already voted this 5L, and despite what I'm going to say, it stays 5L... am I the only one who noticed this: #77590
MercAlert - March 11, 2012, 6:14 pm
Fire is the great purifier, and napalm, its muse (not to mention thermite). I like fire. :]
ICEMAN - March 10, 2012, 12:05 am
Smells like... Victory.
Airman - March 9, 2012, 6:40 pm
and the 5mell in the morning!!

KITTENS - They wear the skins of their victims!

TAGS: kittens skins
Rating: 4.3/5

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Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:03 pm
Kittens are so cute and sweet! With needles in their jaws and feet!!!!
TwistedNinjaPirate - November 24, 2011, 9:59 pm
The ultimate package of cuteness... and BLOOD!!!

OCCUPY .................. -

FOR MEN WHO THINK - A woman's place is in the kitchen, just remember that's where the knives are kept.

TAGS: men who think women kitchen
Rating: 4.67/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
Good thing then, wouldn't want to venture too close to that after the warning in this poster
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2012, 3:21 pm
I suppose it's all right. The wife usually keeps the salt on the dinner table, far away from the kitchen :D
Budog - April 24, 2012, 2:19 pm
This is another one that "Ass My Laugh off" on facebook has already ripped off...
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:34 pm
I didn't say anything about firearms nor women... but then again, with microchips these days XD
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:33 pm
Sarcasm is best achieved with a pinch of salt... should I go get you some?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:26 pm
The chest is not what they go for. Look at Lorena Bobbitt, she DIDN’T plunge a knife through her husband’s chest.
lgvernon - April 23, 2012, 10:17 am

With all due respect, what you guys know about guns, knives, and women can be stuffed into the cap of an acorn.
spypengen - April 22, 2012, 7:59 pm
they may have the knives but men have the guns 5L for the lols
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:03 pm
Not the type of knives that are worth shoving into a persons chest, blades are too thin. nice one Budog

THE TINY BLACK NINJA - Watch out I go kung fu on yo ass... I kills you!!!

CUTENESS - There is no such thing as too much

HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!

DISTURBING - The amount of ammo? No. The Cat? No. The Hello-Kitty toaster? No. All of them in the same place at the same time? Very.

TAGS: ammo ammunition cat hello kitty
Rating: 3.77/5

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nik - July 7, 2009, 12:14 am
Goodnight Bone
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:13 am
Nite bone... thanks for dropping in.
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:12 am
You know, that always did look like Texas...Night all, Mrs.Bone says Bedtime
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:09 am
Genius comment. You're killing me!
Sean - July 7, 2009, 12:07 am
I know that look all too well. That cat's one burned english Muffin away from the nearest bell tower. But hey, what canya do?
Jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 10:11 pm
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:39 pm
What? You know how irresponsible it is to leave ammo-guarding up to a dog?

"GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" - Yeah! That's a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn't it?

TAGS: ***ism trope kitchen knives pwned
Rating: 4.84/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:35 pm
Good one - picture and original text.


TAGS: kitchenville farmville ***ist ***ism
Rating: 3.08/5

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jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:42 pm
Whats an err woman?

THE MARINES - Saving kittens since 1775

HELLO KITTY WINE - Is there anything the Japanese won't try to market to their children?

TAGS: sake hello kitty anime
Rating: 4.15/5

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Krustbag - November 6, 2014, 9:02 pm
You do reallize hello kitty is mostly marketed at adult women in japan right, kinda like betty boop.
Chuldo - January 13, 2013, 3:27 am
You've just entered a whole new world. Welcome to hell.
Krissie - October 2, 2012, 7:08 pm
...I just NOW see this???? ohhhhh, I would have made every attempt to buy this If I knew it existed! **Hello Kitty nerd here**
rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 2:29 pm
Sanrio rejects any product that either contains sharp edges or would embarrass a girl in front of her mother. The douche made it past, and some devious weasels got the vib***** past them too before they were found out.
Reality Lord - July 19, 2010, 10:44 pm

tjhawk - July 19, 2010, 8:58 pm
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 7:40 pm
Great Job...love the concept . BTW...try looking up Hello Kitty d***o...ewwwww!


TAGS: car fail talent kitd
Rating: 4.59/5

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Rick69 - February 15, 2012, 2:35 pm
Don't be ridiculous, clearly the car climbed the ladder and reversed itself into the house's roof for a cosy fit in a room with a view. . . :D

DADDY - Can I keep the kittens?

TAGS: skunk cat kitties baby
Rating: 3.56/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
re-run re-run its on my favorites and such.

YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING - That Is So Cute You Just Have To Kick It?

TAGS: punt the kitty
Rating: 2.93/5

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Krissie - September 23, 2012, 12:26 am
OH geez, just saw the reply...And actually, yes...I DID kick the S.O.B. d*** good reason, too.
rerun - March 10, 2010, 8:54 pm

Come on, at one time you thought your ex husband was cute, and now.....you want to kick him.
Krissie - March 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
thats just AWFUL!
Lolli - January 13, 2010, 7:36 am


TAGS: popeye kitty
Rating: 4.37/5

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Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 4:51 pm
I've always thought it was "Strong to the finich!" I guess I never have been a good listener!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:40 am
Very cute!
CleverUserName - May 13, 2011, 12:28 am
I'm Popeye the Sailor Cat -Mew Mew-

WE GOT HER - She had escaped from the kitchen !

TAGS: we got her escaped kitchen
Rating: 3.7/5

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tugglug - June 16, 2013, 4:48 pm
WELL PUT HER BACK! I wanted my samich TEN MINITS ago!

WE ARE THE BORG KITTENS - Resistance iz futile

TAGS: kittens
Rating: 1.78/5


TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by MustyK

shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm
*whips out sh**gun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey **** my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich


TAGS: jihad suicide kitty bomber instructor
Rating: 4.27/5

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Justflipit - August 31, 2011, 11:48 am
*Right lads, I'm only gonna show you this once! - Billy Connolly

TRUE LOVE - It's all about matching up or kittens I'm not sure which

DREAMS - Sometimes, they come true.

TAGS: sammich women men kitchen funny
Rating: 4/5

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Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:04 am
is that BACON on those sammiches??? Dreams really do come true..

KUNG FU - Kitty defeats Doggie, Using his "Cat Stance"



TAGS: kitten like blender funny
Rating: 4.83/5

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CloudchaserS - May 7, 2012, 9:54 am
I absolutely adore kittens and I still think this is amusing *tailwags*


KITTY - What a nice gun deleted deleted


TAGS: zombie apocalypse kit wytch
Rating: 3.46/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:36 pm
Like they say "When hell is full the dead will walk the earth". Come on guys it's got to be standing room only right now.


WARRIOR - If you can ROAR! Ya don't need back up....

TAGS: cat kitten
Rating: 4.35/5

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MY PRECIOUS......... -


DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough.

TAGS: kitty unreal tournament double kill
Rating: 3.16/5

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GaryO - September 17, 2015, 7:13 am
To the contrary, steve. In order to have a lifelong commitment, one must have a life. Then again, I s’pose lifeless, posterless compulsive commenters could just be committed.
steve1961 - September 17, 2015, 12:06 am
I congratulate on your ability to remain nobody of distinction. I see that it is a life-long commitment.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:43 pm
I see one bird in this picture. The other one is a chipmunk. Ha ha, you wrote that comment in 2008 and no one cares about these words.
Bonesy - April 24, 2009, 5:28 pm
Overachievers: Every species has them
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 1:50 pm
Awe....he brought presents! Good kitty!
pro - September 5, 2008, 1:19 am
Killing two birds with one ... cat?
Sean, et al. - September 5, 2008, 12:43 am
(Love it, even though I adore chipmunks and like birds. But my gods can do no wrong. 'Cept maybe on the carpet and I step in it, before seeing it. Ah well.)


TAGS: pirate error cat kitten sirstuffington
Rating: 5/5

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ytrewq - May 6, 2014, 11:40 am
Kill zoophil!
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:43 pm

Our shelter has a feral spay program so I'm going to pick up a live trap and see if I can catch her for spaying. I feel so bad about the kittens. I wonder what could have killed them. Seems to me that if it was infectious, mama would be dead too.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:41 pm

The other one was an orange tabby. Both had long tails. The white one disappeared right away. Yesterday I found the orange one dead in our garage. Haven't seen mama kitty in a week or more. She just showed up in the back garden.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:39 pm

We've had a feral manx cat on our place, off and on, for a couple of years. She showed up about 3 weeks ago with two kittens she was clearly weaning. One of them was really, really beautiful~~white with orange points and a tabby tail.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 3:40 pm
Sir Stuffington and two siblings survived a raccoon attack on their family. The other two kittens are ok. The shelter I work for is footing the bill for his care while he is in a foster home. His main injuries were a broken jaw and a lost eye.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 5:40 pm

I will have to go see!~
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 4:19 pm
The kittens name is Sir Stuffington. He has his own facebook page even.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:36 pm

Don't be sweet-talkin' me, now. I gets all...twitchy.
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 12:27 pm
I have been mostly on the Poster Evolution thread in the forums. I be near ye, yarr scurvy-ridden sea dog.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:21 pm

Was wonderin' where the Monkey be. On a sea trip, huh? 5Arrrs!~

SOME PEOPLE - Just want to watch the world burn.


TAGS: kitty jedi squirrel
Rating: 3.17/5

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Life - December 16, 2010, 10:07 pm
Well obviously it was lost in a light saber battle and is no longer any concern for jedi duh never question the kittens again.
Derek - December 16, 2010, 5:28 pm
Supposed to be "supposed" - do you suppose?
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 10:53 am
and some people wonder why they can't get laid.
Kspace - December 16, 2010, 8:59 am
1L the Sith Kitty would have 2 red lightsabers, not one red and one green. No Jedi fights with a red lightsaber.
HammerofHeeb - December 16, 2010, 8:10 am
Kittens AND lightsabers are a winning combination to me.

TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat


TAGS: staring contest brick wall cat kitten kitty
Rating: 3.06/5

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koreiryuu - September 25, 2009, 11:49 am
Its the fact that this cat is just sitting in front of a brick wall, looking at it with nothing particularly catching it's attention. The captions are playing off a cat's stubbornness, since they cant talk and argue with a brick wall (its an expression)
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:44 pm
I just watch it for all the Blondes...I mean Glenn Beckster
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:42 pm
EXACTLY! It's obviously a white vs. black thing, created to breed hate in our subconscious...By the way, I watch a LOT of Fox News
spacedog - September 24, 2009, 8:39 pm
Because he's staring at his shadow?
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:36 pm
I would say the one that has eyes...also, I think this poster is subtly racist.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:33 pm
It can't be Chinese...the cat would be the main course
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'd say the winner is the chinese restaraunt he's hanging out next to for far too long.



TAGS: idiot test kitd
Rating: 4.41/5

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carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)

HANDS UP KITTY - The fur or your life !

TAGS: cat kitten fur hand animals
Rating: 4.14/5

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mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:48 pm
now I've had enough with this kitty abuse, and your luck isn't that I have principles, but that I'm not a mod...lol


TAGS: sean trained the kitty
Rating: 4.61/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:57 pm
Sean - July 23, 2011, 9:12 pm
Good God man. That's exactly what he wants you to think. Oh you'll settle outta court if you know what's good for ya.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2011, 1:44 am
Looks more like Bookkeeper Kitty.




THE SHORT BUS - It is kind of hard denying you ride it when it is parked in your kitchen

TAGS: shortbus kitchen
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - October 5, 2012, 1:33 pm
*snicker* I'd tell everyone it was there to pick up my kid sister.

SOUP KITCHEN POOR - Just because you can't afford food doesn't mean you can't afford a blackberry.

TAGS: obama soup kitchen mitchelle
Rating: 3.09/5

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Buzzramjet - July 27, 2012, 10:52 pm
A lot of states give homeless people cell phones with anywhere from 60 to 180 minutes. As well being hungry doesn't mean you are homeless.
Gamedoc - April 14, 2012, 8:27 am
BTW, the motifake still is hilarious, because irony is always funny. =)
Gamedoc - April 14, 2012, 8:25 am
The cell phone, I mean.
Gamedoc - April 14, 2012, 8:25 am
Funny, I knew a guy who slept in our company's alley up until we hired him as a night watchman (slightly better pay, and comes with your own camper to sleep in.) Turned out he didn't want to live with his family, but they worried, so his sister paid 4 it.
Sean - May 19, 2009, 9:40 pm
Hey LogicDude, isn't it passed your bedtime? Or do you have one of those unfrtunate blue pill related complications that you shoud consult your physician about, given that you're now at hour seven?
LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 9:35 pm
To the guy he stole it from.
Jmac0585 - May 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
Where does the bill get sent?

HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 hitler kitty
Rating: 3.78/5

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LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 10, 2012, 9:24 am
Yes, I have heard of it. I heard it was pretty good. I would love to read it some time.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:37 am
Ever hear of Maus? It's a graphic novel where the Jews are mice, the nazi's are cats and their Allied liberators are dogs

WHY DO YOU DO THIS? - I don't take pictures of you in the bath!

TAGS: wet kitten
Rating: 2.64/5

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- caused by a too much prolonged exposition to Sailormoon's animes



TAGS: men love sandwich couples kitchen
Rating: 4.53/5

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chalkman3 - January 31, 2012, 8:20 pm
ok sorry
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2012, 5:46 pm
I would. But only because the "you're doing it wrong" Jokes have gotten old.....and I mean O.L.D.
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:40 pm
5L's love it, but would you care if i used this then said: Love, Your doing it wrong
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 11:03 am
Yeah, but he loves ***, and is soooo getting laid.
ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 3:54 am
Don't do it! Don't do it!!!

UNHOLY ALLIANCE - Does not bode well for the dog.

TAGS: kitten
Rating: 4.48/5

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WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.

TAGS: cats kitty walking on water jesus wet meow kitten
Rating: 2.78/5

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Anonymous - November 27, 2008, 3:26 pm
Jesus wasn't immortal, he wasn't even real

RIFLES - The new generation of toys.

TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.

DUDE! - Just chill! You're harshin' my buzz!

KITTY PRYDE - OMG! wallhax!!


TAGS: train fail kitd
Rating: 4.88/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:44 pm
If the siding is spaced just right, they can reverse the direction of the car.
Rick69 - February 28, 2012, 6:47 pm
For some reason, I just love this one. . . Still can't work out why. . . ?!


TAGS: nazi girlfriend kitd
Rating: 4.4/5

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Rick69 - March 1, 2012, 2:51 pm
I saw her, knew immediately Ivan made this, she looked like a h** Russian & then it dawned on me. . . She was the ***iest Nazi I had ever seen in my life & she was probably the j******t of the Waffen SS. . .
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:13 pm
Wow Iron Cross, Take Me Away.
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 7:03 am

i don't "fear' the consequences.... i look forward to them. 5ick puppy...i know.


TAGS: angry kitty crankyhead
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 11:51 am
since I cant get to pats place
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 11:50 am
rather talk on a great poster
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 6:14 pm
Perfect. Short, powerful caption... matches a powerful picture. 5L. Gold.


MIKE HUNT - He really need your kittens

TAGS: mike hunt needs your kittens
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 6:16 pm
Roadkill is no good... tigers need exercise.
Dr. Rusak - January 9, 2010, 6:13 pm
would roadkill do?

EPIC BATTLE OVER CUTENESS - Pick your favorite.

HYPNO-KITTY - Whatever you do don't look directly at... ...argh!... ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-KITTY!

TAGS: hypnotoad cat kitty futurama
Rating: 2.95/5

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Ivellios - September 5, 2009, 12:03 am

GANGSTA'S - If only you could be this Gangsta

THE WEEKEND SURVIVAL KIT - Don't leave your Dorm with it

TAGS: weekend survival kit dorm
Rating: 3.29/5

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SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 8:40 am
i want one!!!
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 11:25 am
Looks to be the perfect party favor for another sausage fest.

SO SORRY - but your Dim Sum isn't ready yet

FRED DURST - Shut Up (and leave Metal for real musicians)

TAGS: music guitar fred durst limp bizkit
Rating: 2.84/5

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iPwn - December 24, 2008, 3:06 am
Fred Durst? I thought he died.
Fatty - July 16, 2008, 6:05 pm

HONEY.........??? -

TAGS: noise kitchen popcorn
Rating: 4.92/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 1:06 pm
Thaaaat's right....take off your shoes. Don't wanna get that couch dirty now....do we?
psychosythe - February 7, 2011, 7:40 am
i wonder if he is his wifes emergency contact cause he must have a high phone bill if so
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:15 am
..looks like one of those days ya just don't want to get up...
firedog911 - January 29, 2011, 8:05 am
Funny... funny... funny.
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 12:28 pm
Good one.

A REPORTER SHOULD'VE ASKED: - Captain Kittinger, before you jumped back to Earth, how could you see the planet with balls that huge?

TAGS: joe kittinger jump
Rating: 4.3/5

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Iconoclast - August 30, 2012, 9:31 pm
5L - very impressive - thanks for making me curious enough to look him up.

Zombie Cat -

UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.

TAGS: big chainsaw can kill people with kittens
Rating: 2/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 4:50 am
One thing for certain the weight of the chainsaw will counteract muzzle climb, But you'll need one hell of an extention cord
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
i just found this pic and i was gonna use it too.crap:(

AH THE GOOD 'OL DAYS - When women accepted their natural place


WOULDN'T IT BE COOL - to have this cat?

TAGS: cat kitty skeleton halloween
Rating: 3.24/5

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katie - September 12, 2009, 12:53 pm
Poor cat.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 6:07 pm
thats sweet, now i gota go catch the neighbours cat and spray paint it

SAILORS - The first thing they do on shore leave, is go find themselves a little pussy.

BEING CUTE - Doesn't always work...


NASA - Either they lied or I'm buying some cat treats soon.

TAGS: cat moon apollo astronaut space kitty
Rating: 3.37/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:28 pm
Feline DNA is only a 4% match with humans, and almost 67% of moon rocks. You decide, I'm just going to give this 5 moonlions.

KITTY CAT KUNG FU - It WILL Obliterate You

TAGS: kung fu kitty kat
Rating: 3.05/5

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motinet - January 15, 2012, 9:31 am

So THATS what really happened!
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 10:23 am

STONED KITTEN - see what happens when your kitten finds your weed.


TAGS: kitten
Rating: 2.5/5

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KITTY EXECUTIONS - You've had your final cigarette. Any last words?



TAGS: hello kitty
Rating: 2.27/5


TAGS: female hormones class kitchen sammich
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 4:38 pm
While similar to 105600 there are many differences between the two. Both are well done. This stands on it's own merit.
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:41 pm
Meh. Would've been better if it was before http://www.motifake.com/geography-of-a-woman-motifake-service-announcement-demotivational-poster-105600.html

DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR - they make me feel better about myself

TAGS: kitty
Rating: 4.8/5

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TAGS: car crash fail kitd
Rating: 4.72/5

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krazyivanthedivine - March 6, 2012, 10:28 pm
Already reported him, RL taking care of it, hes done it to a few posters
GaryO - March 6, 2012, 10:25 pm
Is somebody asleep at the switch??!! Get this comment bomber outta here!
krazyivanthedivine - March 6, 2012, 10:18 pm
Can we not use my poster to advertise politics? thank you.
zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 9:59 pm
GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:43 pm
Yeah, that'5 a 9.5 on the pucker scale....


TAGS: pack lunch tough kitty humor
Rating: 4.42/5

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lgvernon - February 6, 2012, 8:16 pm

Although I've posted several with cats, I don't think that's the case at all. Thanks for your comment.
Verdeckt - February 6, 2012, 8:13 pm
At the risk of wearing Sean's wrath, try not to limit yourself to just cat posters.


TAGS: kitty baby bath evil
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 9:53 am
Jesus...seek help Ben.
Debkins - October 9, 2010, 7:49 am
I don't get it Benlulz..maybe your just a sick..idk
Benlulz - October 9, 2010, 6:21 am
Another perfect example of a perfect young girl's ra** face. Cute.

THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...

TAGS: the skittles touch king midas touch losing your manhood to the skittles curse
Rating: 2.3/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:31 pm
"Get on your knees and taste the rainbow" What he has there is the ultimate powers of recycling...he doesn't need to use the bathroom.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:40 am
Upgrade to LMAO!
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 1:39 am
d***it, that actually makes sense.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:37 am
boeweizer - January 12, 2010, 1:36 am
just make some gloves out of mashed skittles

HANG IN THERE LITTLE GUY. - Failing At Life Is A Lot Like Falling. The Higher You Are In It, The Harder It Will Hurt When You Drop.

MOM? -

TAGS: kitchen voice
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - May 13, 2012, 11:19 pm
Absolutely not. Although a story told by whatever that was downstairs would definitely be out of this world
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 11:05 pm
Dang, Sho, a trowel? She didn’t smooth you to death, did she? Reminds me of a tile job that just wouldn’t finish at a decent hour, and the boys were hollerin’ for a bedtime story. You weren’t hollerin’ for a bedtime story, were ya Sho?
Reality Lord - May 8, 2012, 6:47 am

Hair...rising...back of my neck.....again....
Zetmonk - May 7, 2012, 6:21 am
d***, that's unpleasant!

SO CUTE IT MAKES YOU STUPID. - Somethings are so cute they lower you IQ by half.

TAGS: kitten cat cute iq stupid
Rating: 4/5

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Sho - February 2, 2013, 12:37 pm
It doesn't matter now.
steve1961 - February 2, 2013, 3:09 am
I know I'm all kinds of bad for saying this but I think sarcasm is a separate case and transcends just out and out meaness if it is used to make a point. I would be inclined to give Aquaman a pass on this one...but i aint up to me. Peace and love to all.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2013, 10:41 pm
Thanks for all of the good feedback. I'm glad you guy / gals like this post. Also I thought 'Dig My Dog' was only for dogs? Cool to know kitty where to post this kind of post. My 'R' key got stuck; that's why it's 'You' instead of 'Your'.
Aqualung - February 1, 2013, 6:33 pm
Is that the near queue or the far queue?
Sho - February 1, 2013, 1:39 pm
4L's for the laugh :)
Sho - February 1, 2013, 1:39 pm
So you're the one who made that tunnel in the queue
Aqualung - February 1, 2013, 9:40 am
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:37 am
If you ahven't already, post this at dig my dog as well.
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:30 am
Nicholsjoshua15 your poster was the 1st thing I saw as I logged in and it gave me the biggest awwww moment so thank you. It's almost too cute...teehee.
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:24 am
Aqualung it is one thing to politely point out spelling errors about a poster, but if you feel so inclined to add insult in your commentary, do so in the form of a PM (PRIVATE message) to the member. FYI...check your PM box.
Aqualung - February 1, 2013, 9:00 am
Yes, some things (two words) do lower you(r) IQ by half. But as you started from eleven you're still ten and a half so don't feel too bad.